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The Clown

Once there was a land of opportunity where the people regarded freedom to be something of high value and thought democracy was the right path for themselves and the world. They even thought that the freedom of speech and the freedom of the press was something to defend. Then they elected the Clown.

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952 days left of the Clown's reign

Quotes by the Clown in 2016

  • You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.
  • I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.
  • It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!
  • The point is, you can never be too greedy
  • My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault
  • I’m just thinking to myself right now, we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump, right

Quotes by the Clown in 2017 (so far)

  • You have to understand, I had a tremendous victory, one of the great victories ever.*
  • I had a much larger audience than Obama at the inaguration**
  • It's to expensive. It's a horrible health care. It's a disaster. It you cant' pay you should die.
  • We should have taken the oil. You wouldn't have ISIS if we took (stole it instead of them) the oil...and we would have had wealth

* Hillary Clinto got 65.9 million votes and 232 electors, Donald Trump got 63 million votes and 306 electors. Largest 5 wins in the 20:th and 21:st century; Warren Harding +26.17%, Calvin Coolidge +25.22%, Frankling Roosevelt +24.26%, Richard Nixon + 23.15% and Lyndon Johnson + 22.58%. Donald Trump - 4.6% and a the last place (no 49 of all).
** Official records shows that Donald Trump had approx half the amount of people at his inaguration.